Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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