wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I need water and some morals
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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