If i come over, it means nothing
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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