So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize
