I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I forget how to act sober
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