he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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