No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
that's an acceptable place to lick
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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