Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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