I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
His hands were made for my vagina.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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