im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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