so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
wow bdsm is so cute
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
why is half of my head shaved?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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