YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
