Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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