Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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