she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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