It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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