Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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