I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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