Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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