So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Actions speak louder than pants.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
