i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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