my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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