I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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