go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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