whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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