on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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