I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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