its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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