all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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