is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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