i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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