I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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