This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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