He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
