for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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