Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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