I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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