Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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