either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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