New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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