he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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