So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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