oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
