I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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