this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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