I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
love makes seman taste better
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
