So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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