That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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