Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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