fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
