Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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