you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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