I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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