She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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