It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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